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Yes, it is that time of year again, and I am posting LIVE from the saggy couch in my moms house where I am watching for Trick or Treaters. This year, I am doing a two costume system: One was my family friendly witch which I will be wearing as the little kids dribble into the house and that I used down at the store. The second costume will be for around 9pm which is a lovely ZOMBIE CLOWN! My dad bought the mask for the house and I decided NOPE. Mine. Don't worry, no pictures of the Zombie Clown will be posted in this batch.
WARNING: This pictures are unedited, unaltered and uncensored. Viewer discretion is advised.
( Halloween Pics with Commentary! )
And now back to your regularly scheduled soap opera.
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So I've been thinking of all those under appreciated characters on T.V recently (and in the past) and I've decided they all need a new home. Specifically, on my new Soap Opera!
( Welcome to Wakefield...Population you, me, and a dozen other rejects )
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I love apocalypses. It's the best way to repair damaged familial bonds.
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I've been a lot of things in my working life. A catsitter, a bookstore owner, a photographer and occasional Crystal Pusher. But today I sat down and asked myself, really asked myself
What do I want.
So after a couple deep yoga breaths and a lot of soul searching, I've come to the conclusion that I want to be a WalMart greeter! That's right, I said a WalMart Greeter. I discussed this with my good friend Limpet* and she immediately told me to go talk to one of the noble Walmart greeters and ask what their daily duties are as well what is required to be, and I quote, "In that highly respected position."
Sure, my nerves should have been assuaged immediately. Of course I'd get the job. That is until she said I should check the education required to enter this prestigious career. Then I started panicking. I bet there's courses you have to take in waving. What if I fail? What if I PASS?! What if I passed but then they're like "You did awesomely but we can't hire you because you're short."
Ouch. My self esteem would plummet and I would DIE inside. But then Limpet calmed me down and told me I could get platforms. So I've decided that through my job dream of becomming a Walmart Greeter, I would also bring back the 90's! I'd go all out, Baby Spice platforms and Gucci dresses. It was the perfect plan.
...Until Limpet noted that the Walmart Aprons are blue and that my gucci dress couldn't clash with my dress or else London* would disown me for clashing, our social group would be torn asunder and all hell would break loose! Ugh. That means I have spend money I already don't have on new Gucci dresses because mine? Yeah they're all Pastel...
I've only just applied and my dream of being a Walmart Greeter is dashed!
/dramatize.
*names changed to protect identites of real people.
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So today my Roommate and BFF is old! Half way to 40 to be exact. And seeing as we had her party last weekend, I did something small for her before I went to work.
I made her a birthday board!
Heck yeah.
( Beware the awesome artistry under the cut )
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...I finished a fic I'd been working on during my History and Sociology paper! THATS WHAT I DID!
Title: The End
Rating: Thar be some mild cussin' so yeah. Viewer discretion is advised?
Spoilers: This is my version of how SPN ends, so there's very very minor spoilers I guess. I'm not that detailed in anything I write, nor am I very canon, so ya know.
Warnings: Un Beta'd so SPELLING AND GRAMATICAL AND BASIC PLOT OOPSIES GALORE! WOO. Also Death and monologuing.
( So here we are, at the end of all things... )
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I...There are no words for what I think of somedays, but I kinda liked this one I came up with...
( SEXUALLY EXPLICET CONTENT BENEATH THE CUT ABOUT RYAN REYNOLDS )
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So:
- I was here in anthro class 2 hours early because I figured sitting in class and studying was better than spazzing out at home
- I'm still kinda spazzing out (with the few people that came early thinking that the exam was supposed to start at 8:45 instead of 9:45)
- They're making me nervous by saying all this crap I didn't know I had to know. And don't get me wrong, I actually kinda studied a good amount (confusing ain't it?)
- I managed to do the corrections to my essay for history? woo?
- I hate tests...but this ones worth only 15% and then WOOSH one whole class DONE! Exciting I think so!
That's my monday morning thus far.
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OKAY SO! My life's mostly been revolving around work and the quest for study hours. That is a quest I have needless to say been failing. So, tonight I took a night off from that quest and went forth to my second viewing of I LOVE YOU MAN with ALISON! HECK. YEAH!
( Spoilery pics and my crazy rants of doom. )
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